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  Praise for The Namesake

  “The story is powerful, and the plot is well crafted. . . . [A] thoughtful coming-of-age story.” —School Library Journal

  “Parlato’s . . . ambitious, well-executed plot twists and nimbly handled cast make him a name to watch.” —Publishers Weekly

  “A memorable, disturbing story, carefully wrought.” —Kirkus Reviews

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  To Benjamin and Jillian, for your strength, your insight, your humor

  “There is a crack, a crack in everything.

  That’s how the light gets in.”

  —Leonard Cohen, “Anthem”

  “You have been my friend,” replied Charlotte.

  “That in itself is a tremendous thing.”

  —E. B. White, Charlotte’s Web

  1

  I don’t know if this is even my story to tell. Corey and I swore all those years ago we wouldn’t ever. But it’s starting to come out on its own now in all sorts of ways. So I’m kind of like, “F promises.”

  Besides, it’s not as if we’re friends anymore. I haven’t even seen him since that summer we were seven.

  And what’s a childhood vow worth at practically sixteen? Nothing? Everything?

  My brain does this warp-speed thing, especially when I think about telling. But I should start at the start. I’m Teddi Alder. Ordinary.

  Everything about me is halfway. Five six, I’m stalled between jockey-little and catwalk-tall. Sophomore year ended yesterday, so I’m officially midway through the obstacle course called high school. I’m also half a virgin. So.

  About the story, I could say it’s a riddle wrapped in a mystery, some creature lurk-deep in the swamp of memory, but that’s a little too Stephen King. A little too Friday the 13th, and it’s not quite like that. Nope, not a horror story, not exactly. But horrible enough.

  Shoot! My alarm’s about to bleat. Not sure why I even bother to set the freaking thing anymore. I haven’t slept a full night since I was about seven.

  I slide through the curtains strung up in the doorway of my room. Polyester panels offer zero privacy, but at least they don’t creak the way a door would. Silence helps me slip undetected through my mother’s room to downstairs. No real challenge there. The woman slumbers deep as a dead thing.

  I head to the bathroom for a quick whiz and parts-washing, drag a brush through my hair, swipe on deodorant, veto mascara. Snagging clothes draped on the bathroom door hook, I dress.

  In the kitchen, Binks eyes me from stoveside. Tail beating half speed, he noses his squeak bone, gears up for a morning howl. Administering a preemptive ear scratch, I select a container from the cabinet. “Why can’t you eat the dry stuff?” Peeling back the lid, I hold my breath, dump moist chunkage into his bowl, and say, “Filet mignon, my ass.”

  As he goes to town, I grab an apple from the basket on the counter. Bruised and a little mealy, but it’ll do.

  One hand on the broad, metal handle of the front door, I pick with my fingernail for the millionth time at the PLEASE COME AGAIN! sticker, a vestige—like the heavy glass door itself—of our apartment’s former life as Mike’s Mart, the Alder family store. Leaning back against the door, satchel shoulder-slung, I scan the kitchen, extra shabby in the slatted morning light.

  “I hate it here.”

  Parting the ancient venetians, I peer across the driveway. The pool won’t open for hours, so all’s quiet; just Jimmy the Park Guy, spearing chip bags and assorted crap from the grass.

  I step out, relishing the blast-furnace pulse on my face. Summer vacation has begun.

  2

  Today’s slated to be another 90-plusser. God must be going for a record. I can’t recall it being this hot as a kid. Then again, when I reflect on kidhood, I remember every summer the same: scorch-sticky, alive with insects. Limitless. At fif-nearly-sixteen, it’s different. Now all I see are limits. But I thrive on heat.

  Summer’s my favorite. Partly because I have a late July birthday, but I also love the heaviness, that sense you could bite the air. The dusk-whirr of insects. Sparklers. And I’m not the type to moan about humidity frizzing my hair (that’s why God invented bucket hats), especially since there’s currently no particular boy to impress. So, my status as a demi-virgin appears secure. Which should make Brenda heave a brew-infused sigh of relief.

  Brenda’s my mother. Her greatest unspoken fear—though she speaks it loud and often—is that I’ll follow her footsteps to the maternity ward before I hit eighteen. Bio-Dad was some stoner with a hyperactive groin.

  I was almost one—right after Mom’s high school graduation—when he took off. Along with a lifelong habit and a memento named Teddi, Papa left a Dear Brenda card containing 200 bucks. Mom handed most of it over to Daddy’s dealer, spent the next couple of months in a haze.

  When the paternal grands booted us from their basement rec room, we landed in this apartment in the partially reno-ed Mike’s Mart. Mom’s folks let us live here, though they considered me proof of their daughter’s failure. We never quite bonded. When they kicked it a few years back, we weren’t exactly broken up. Always seemed like us against them.

  When I was tiny, Mom taught me to call her Brenda, so people would think we were sisters. Now I mostly do it to annoy her, my not-too-subtle challenge to her authority. I’ve also given multiple assurances her life trajectory is not one I wish to emulate. But my very existence is a reminder of her questionable choices, so these declarations have little impact.

  She now follows this unswerving schedule: Work. Drink. Snooze. Drink. Work. No illegal substances, at least. Booze is now her mood-altering agent of choice.

  I opt for coffee.

  I’m at Java Jill’s, my town’s chuckle in the face of corporate takeover. Those pink-and-orange coffee huts sprout like crabgrass on every corner, but JJ’s continues to do a jamming business, in spite of the caffeine-homogenization of Everytown, USA. Willa and I have a dramatic personal impact on Jill’s financial solvency; we subsist on their “Rockin’ Shockin’ Turbo Brew.”

  Solo today, I sip my jumbo iced, with amaretto syrup and double espresso shot, a frosted brownie on the side. Tastier than a caffeine drip.

  Surprising there aren’t more kids here, this being our first day on academic parole. Median customer age has to be about eighty. Dentures castanet-clack as the elders slurp hot coffee and gossip-swap.

  I’m trying to decide what the day holds. The thing about summer freedom is the inertia. Given a span of unscheduled days and infinite possibility—small-town infinite—I’ll end up lying in bed ’til noon, baking in the sun, doing nothing. And though summer is the season to veg, I’ve vowed this year will be different.

  I’m craving change, and for once, I’ve decided to do something about it. The challenge is choosing. Downtown Players is holding auditions; this summer’s classical, some Shakespeare romp. But the library’s hosting SUMMERTEENS: A Youth Writing Intensive. I’m officially torn.

  I’m not exactly aching for a summer stage return. I was a Lullaby Leaguer in a production of The Wizard of Oz when I was five; Corey was one of those Lollipop kids. But that was a lifetime ago.

  Still, writing’s too much work, especially after an essay-heavy school year. Sadly, these appear to be my best opt
ions. This town’s no cultural cornucopia, and I’ve got to get occupied, if only to keep my mind from racing.

  I’ve vowed not to waste summer crashed in bed. My default setting—scoff and roll over—nearly kicked in this morning, so I’ve landed at JJ’s first thing, hoping caffeine plus change of scene might equal motivation.

  There is also the ARG Factor.

  As I said before, there’s “no particular boy,” but that’s no reason not to dream. Aidan Robert Graham just finished junior year at my school. Generously muscled, he’s intense, but with a swoony, white grin and precise stubble dispersal—a dusting across the chin, a shadow above his upper lip. Best to forget those lips. He is, after all, mere feet away, wearing a mug-shaped button that reads TRY ME!

  Aidan and I have a passing acquaintance. Translation: I’m fine with the fact that he just called me “Terry” while serving my beverage.

  All right, I’ll admit to a level of interest beyond passing. We’ve small-talked here and in study hall. And we shared a bleacher—and meaningful eye rolls—during spring assembly. Though not soul baring, these interactions prove Aidan is aware of my existence.

  But it’s decision time. Theater or writing? Library or community center? I’m about to choose the way I make all important decisions, with a coin toss, when I’m interrupted by the arrival of brooding muscle. Mr. Delicious stands beside me.

  Determined to appear unruffled, I study Washington’s profile, eyes affixed to the quarter in my palm.

  Aidan knuckle-taps my tabletop. Treating me to that blinding smile, he says, “Hey. I’d ask if you come here often, but we both know you’re here practically as much as me. Mind if I sit, Terr?”

  He’s getting warmer. If he’d shave a couple more letters, he’d be set. I could learn to answer to “Te.”

  Not waiting for my reply, he slides onto a chair, planting elbows on the table.

  “Where’s your friend?”

  “Willa? I’m guessing in bed. I’ll tell her you asked.”

  “God, no. Don’t encourage her.” He tilts back his chair. “This way we can talk without her gawking.”

  I swish my coffee, suppressing a blush.

  “Summer plans?”

  “Funny. I was just having a passionate internal debate on that exact topic.”

  “What do your folks say?”

  “That’d be folk. Singular. Just my mom, Brenda.”

  “Lucky you.”

  “Lucky?”

  “Yeah, half the surveillance, half the expectations. My parents demand nothing short of perfection.”

  “Well . . . that shouldn’t be a problem for you.”

  His chair legs drop. Eyes clouding, he drums the table and says, “My father’s quick to point out I’m far from perfect.”

  Unsure how to respond, I feel guilty noticing he even frets handsomely.

  Finally, he says, “So, your parents are split?”

  “Not exactly. It’s been just Brenda and me as long as I can remember. My bio-dad was sort of perma-fried, took off when I was a baby. But I did have a pseudo-dad for a while.”

  “Pseudo?”

  “Peter was rehearsal pianist for this production of The Wizard of Oz when I was a kid. Not sure what he saw in Brenda, but they were happy for a while.”

  Aidan thumbs through the sugar packets.

  “Sorry. I don’t know why I’m telling you this.”

  “Maybe you need to.”

  “Maybe . . . They were even engaged, ’til Brenda botched it. Papa Sperm returned when I was six. The allure of ‘true love’ proved too strong for my mother. She broke Peter’s heart. And mine. He moved out of state. I hear from him at Christmas.”

  “That’s rough.”

  “Worst of all, when Mister Soulmate left after a week, he took my Dora DVD player, my state quarter collection, and Mom’s engagement ring. He also pocketed whatever self-esteem she had socked away.”

  “Wow.”

  “Oh, God. Did I seriously just spew childhood humiliation all over you?”

  Nodding, Aidan says, “Clean up at table three.”

  “Okay, quick change of subject.”

  “You working?”

  “No.” I blush—Damn!

  “How’re you going to afford a new DVD player?”

  “Very funny. I won’t be sixteen ’til the end of July, so . . .”

  “A baby, huh?”

  “Hardly. But with no summer job, I’m trying to decide whether to try out for the play. Or join a writing group at the library.”

  “Writing in summer? No way. You should definitely audition. It’s a cool group. I used to be involved. Kissed a few leading ladies in my day.”

  “I’ll bet. So are you auditioning?”

  “Nah, too busy. No time to memorize all those lines. But I could totally picture you in that play. I heard they’re doing Twelfth Night. You’d kill as Miranda.”

  I almost correct him—Miranda’s from The Tempest—decide it doesn’t matter when he’s not even certain of my name. “Seriously?”

  “Yeah, you should audition with that Papa Sperm story. It’d be memorable, for sure.”

  “Oh.”

  “And Miranda goes undercover as a guy, doesn’t she? With the right lighting, you could be a convincing dude.”

  “Excuse me?”

  “Wait. I just meant . . . it’s . . . you’re not into the whole hair and makeup thing. Most girls would get all iced before coming to see me. But not you. That’s . . . gutsy. Real, y’know?”

  Heat rising in my cheeks, I regret my careless morning prep. “Wait. You thought I came to see you? I’m just here for coffee.”

  “If you say so.” His wink is less than charming. “In that case, can I get you a refill?”

  “No. Thank you. And, Aidan?”

  “Yeah?”

  “My name is Teddi. NOT Terri. T-E-D-D-I. TEH-dee!”

  He shrugs. “Anyway, I’d definitely cast you. You should audition. TEH-dee.”

  “Awesome, thanks.”

  “No prob. Sure you won’t take a refill?” With the marker from his apron pocket, he crosses out TERRY, writes TEDDI on my cup, and says, “My treat. For luck.”

  “I’m all set.” Snatching the cup, I dump it in the trash. Then, as he heads behind the counter, I say, “Viola!”

  An old lady in the next booth drops her bear claw and stammers, “Y-Yes?”

  Striding toward Aidan, I repeat, “Viola. The character in Twelfth Night is Viola. Not Miranda.” Enunciating, I finger-jab his left pec on each syllable: “Vi!”—poke—“Oh!”—poke—“La!”—poke. I won’t lie; I can’t help admiring how his chest stands up to the pressure.

  Without another word, I tromp out of JJ’s. Decision made, I hook a hard left toward the library. SUMMERTEENS, here I come.

  3

  Honestly, this place has always skeeved me. Head down, I cross Literate Green, the park that rings the library. Bordered by overgrown azaleas, it might’ve been charming last century; now, it’s Drug & Thug Central. On warm evenings, you can stroll at your own risk through a field of discarded panties, liquor bottles, and syringes. Brenda probably hung here, back when.

  Downtown Players offers a free matinee at the library band shell every August. Willa and I went once. The audience rewarded their labors with swearing and periodic cigar-butt flinging. Yet another reason not to audition.

  An adjective reverbs in my head as I pass through the automatic door: grim. Sure, cozy spaces abound: cubby-style workstations; a large oak table with brass lamps; cushy, threadbare chairs for reading. The kid’s department flaunts colorful cutouts—beach balls, suns—courtesy of the slave labor of Hopeville Elementary.

  Plus, if this paper-plastered community arts board is for real, they’ve got a lively roster on tap: poets, local actors. According to one flyer, a Scandinavian crochet master’s scheduled. The accompanying headshot—mongo cleavage—borders on lingerie catalog photo. Kid art and alluring speaker pic aside, the overall effect rema
ins cheerless.

  Sure, I’m an avid reader, but I don’t come here unless it’s a necessity. I tend toward Hale’s, the indie bookstore across the street, with their gluten-free, vegan cupcakes and Live Jazz Saturdays. Occasionally, I’ll hit the mega-chain bookstore/café/office supply/music/toy and hobby/literary-licensed trinket hub next to Foundry Hill Commons, our mall.

  According to the SUMMERTEENS flyer, the writers’ group meets in L718, but there’s no indication where that is. Nice way to perpetuate info desk job security. I walk over and “Ahem” to the least bookish library employee ever.

  He springs up, a spooked herd animal, his camouflage an eclectic style fusion: Urban Care Bear T-shirt, pierced eyebrow, pea-green asymmetrical buzz. Demeanor more jarring than ensemble, he’s no docile grazer. He leaches aggression. As he rears to full height, I notice his name tag. Unsettling, it says JOY.

  I think better of calling him that, or of drawing attention to the tag. Maybe Joy’s short for something super manly, maybe it’s a mix-up. Ironic commentary on his disposition? Whatever. Not my business. I squelch the urge to chew my thumbnail—my go-to tension habit. Instead, I take a deep breath and, feeling like a billy goat addressing the bridge troll, I begin.

  “Hi. I need some information.”

  He scowls. Not my day for meaningful intergender communication.

  “So. I guess you get that a lot.” I fake laugh.

  Cricket. Cricket.

  “Oh. Was that supposed to be a joke?” He yawns, covers his mouth with a tattooed paw.

  “No, not really. I . . . I’m here for the teen writing program.”

  Fully disregarding me, the troll pretend-examines some papers. I wait. He organizes the pens in the Snoopy mug on his desk. I wait. Completing a respectable 200-count as he thumbs a copy of Library Today!, I repeat, “Yup, SUMMERTEENS Writers. That’s what I’m here for.”

  With a constipated smile, he says, “Well, you’re about thirty-two hours early.”